1. If you forget your personal music and are stuck listening to radio you realize just how bad most peoples’ taste in music is.

2. Either I am getting old or music is getting really bad. I am going to blame it on the latter.

3. When you have nothing else to do but think you plan out the rest of your life.

4. 83% of people are horrible drivers.

5. I now have a 5 year plan and know what I want…it has nothing to do with right now.

6. People that own Hummers are probably assholes.

7. People that own smart cars are probably assholes.

8. People in the Midwest are genuinely nicer than in any other part of the country.

9. Sometimes I miss being a truck driver.

10. Most times I am glad I am no longer a truck driver.

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